Fartin'Furious for iPhone: you'll never guess what this app does...
With a few thousand dollars and a lot of work you could get yourself a Ph.D. But let's be realistic and aim for reasonable goals. For less than a dollar you can play a portable fart-piano.
Some say a picture is worth a thousand words. Yet a brutal noise and a subsequent strong smell are worth a million. Thanks to this revolutionary tool you'll easily get rid of both your dignity and your friends with a single tap of the finger.
Stop hesitating and start fartin' your way all the way up to Broadway!